A geeky girl living in the big city, making her way, the only way she knows how... no wait, that's The Dukes of Hazzard. Who am I again? Oh yeah, a pop culture obsessed writer, publishing person, and occasional nerd. And I'm getting married. I talk about that, too.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Mad Blog Libs

MJ sent this to me, and I am sharing with you, for it is the funny. Her original email:
I was updating my blog, and accidentally advanced to a random blog, where I saw this. I knew at once that I had to send it to you.

(For the full experience, go here.)

In the meantime, you too can have an art career! Please read the original, then see below.

Karina Allrich is a Jungian artist and poet with an intuitive appetite favoring synthesis, a fusion of gesture and words, the unconscious map of the body, the evolution of a surface or a poem, the exquisitely transpersonal archetypal dig into the authentic.

A graduate of the Corcoran School of Art, Washington DC, Karina has exhibited in one-woman shows, invitationals and juried group exhibitions, authored cookbooks and creative non-fiction, published articles and essays. Blogging and writing poetry are currently her main artistic focus.


Now it's your turn! First . . . fill this in:

1. [YOUR NAME]
2. [NAME OF FAMOUS PERSON]
3. [NOUN]
4. [ADJECTIVE]
5. [NOUN]
6. [NOUN]
7. [MADE UP WORD, AS PRETENTIOUS AS POSSIBLE, PREFERABLY AN ADVERB]
8. [VERB]
9. [ADJECTIVE MISUSED AS A NOUN]
10. [FUNNY BUT REAL NAME]
11. [LOCATION]
12. [YOUR NAME]
13. [VERB ENDING IN -ED]
14. [MADE UP NOUN]
15. [PLURAL NOUN]
16. [TYPE OF BOOK, PLURAL FORM]
17. [ADJECTIVE]
18. [GERUND]
19. [FORM OF WRITING, AS ARCANE AS YOU CAN MAKE IT]

Okay! Now put it all together, and share your results with the other artists in the community!

[1] is a [2]ian artist and poet with an intuitive appetite favoring [3], a fusion of gesture and words, the [4] map of the [5], the evolution of a [6] or a poem, the exquisitely [7] archetypal [8] into the [9].

A graduate of the [10] School of Art, [11], [12] has [13] in one-woman shows, [14] and juried group [15], authored [16] and [17] non-fiction, published articles and essays. [18] and writing [19] are currently her main artistic focus.

Let's see what I get!

Kate is a Willa Catherian artist and poet with an intuitive appetite favoring scissors, a fusion of gesture and words, the justified map of the cradle, the evolution of a forecast or a poem, the exquisitely truthinessish archetypal hollered into the iridescent.

A graduate of the Kim Yong Ill School of Art, Persepolis, Kate has tranquilized in one-woman shows, swex and juried group kidneys, authored mystical tomes and jiggly non-fiction, published articles and essays. Running and writing sestinian poetry are currently her main artistic focus.

That was fun. Now you try it.

2 Comments:

Blogger Avocet said...

I can't help but notice that once again swex has crept into your posts! It shouldn't be long now before you have the whole country talking about swex!

1/16/2006 4:38 AM

 
Blogger ktbuffy said...

In the words of various t-shirts and coffee mugs I've seen lately, "Ask me about my Evil Plan."

1/16/2006 11:30 AM

 

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