Proper Behavior for 666 Day

More on my weekend soon, including a screenshot of a most exciting "Badge Earned!" and capsule reviews of a few movies and books. In the meantime, for today, I'm delighted to present a guide to Proper Behavior for 666 Day:

1) Please do not harass the zombies. If they are trying to eat your brains PLEASE remember it is O.K. to feed the animals at your own discretion.
2) If someone is walking while their head is spinning and they are spewing vomit, PLEASE step aside and let them pass. It is acceptable to shout out, "Cleanup on isle 3"
3) PLEASE be mindful of the smaller demons here to torment us and DO NOT go around stepping on them. They have a job to do just like the rest of us.
4) If you wake up this morning and find yourself to be the antichrist, PLEASE inform us so we can run away screaming.
5) If the A/C comes on loudly, it is O.K. to assume that it is the apocalypse and "duck and cover" for your protection.

If we can all follow these basic rules of behavior we can all have a safe and happy apocalypse this century. Thank You