The invites are in the mail

Just sent out evites to the big annual family shore party, so if by any chance I mentioned this to you, you got all excited about coming, enjoying some music by The Bad Dogs, and being all beach-y, and then didn't get the evite, drop me a line. It wasn't an intentional snub, just a brain fart.

It's in New Jersey on August 12th -- bear that in mind, and your own locations and travel plans when considering a response. I will hear none of your hoity-toity "But I didn't get an invitation!" cries if you live halfway across the country and haven't already told me you'll be in town then.