Ooh, look! A famous person being FUNNY!

Via Neil Gaiman, on The Smoking Gun, Iggy Pop's concert requirements. My favorite part so far:

Sorry about that rant about Santiago, by the way. I just wanted to get it off my chest, and killing people is sooo 80s, don,t you think?
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Bear with me. Not a real bear, of course.
By the way, our guitar roadie, Chris, assures me that the panda is not of the genus "Bear", but is actually a part of the "Pig" family. Could this possible be true? And if not, why would he risk telling me, so that I can tell the whole world his half-baked theory? Unbelievable.

Go read for yourself!