Now THIS is funny

Often Gawker's too much about in jokes that even native New Yorkers don't get, or over the top snarkiness. But THIS article on "Six Ways to Avoid Holiday Sobriety" is funny. An excerpt:

Considerate Gifting Don't bring a bottle of wine or Scotch to a party unless you're asked to. It's their job to get you drunk. Grab a sixpack on the way up if you're worried they'll run out of the good stuff. Then hide it!